I'm the son of a single mother, I didn't have a dad! And the more I look around, the more I think that was for the fucking best. I have had to author my own version of manhood for half a fucking lifetime at this point. And you know what, I did a better job than any two-bit, balding, child molesting, Bugatti obsessed, lothario shithead. Thank's dad, thanks son! That's right, I am my own father! Sounds like a joke, but truth is, no man I've known in my life save for very, very ,very few, are worth the time of day. I'm more man than Andrew Tate in just my pinky toe...I'm fucking serious, I've broken my pinky toes, never had them properly set, and I'm not bragging about it at all, it's called "Dealing with the shitty cards you're dealt". Being built like a fucking hobbitzes (deliberate misspelling to piss off the Harry Pooter fans - fuck that bitch and the witch broom she wrote him into the pages on)...is a goddamn curse.

First off, let's talk about a concept of what gender really is...do you have a penis, do you have a vagina, are you planning to sleep with someone who possesses one, both, or neither with the intent of having children. If the answer to the last question (or even any) is "no"...THEN WHO THE FUCK CARES!?!?. This is why I have no problems with the LGTBQIA+ community despite being a CIS Gender Straight Guy myself... your bedroom activities, are yours and yours alone!

But male culture makes this EVERYONE'S BUSINESS, and woman culture does it to a degree. Why do you need to know? I'm straight, I'm not your type, and I'm not going to be fucking you... so why do you need a fucking report on who I fucked, how I fucked her, and where I fucked her? Why do you need to have an opinion on the physical attributes of a woman I'm fucking dating? I'M ATTRACTED TO HER, NOT YOU! Why do you feel like you can do better than me? IS this recon to try and get mine to cheat on me...hehe, good luck you little bitch! Ever heard that a gentleman kisses and never tells!?!? Christ, I'm twice that daddy yours is! And I didn't even generate me because I AM me. If I like dating BBW feminists, that's MY business, not yours.

And MEN are the biggest reason we categorize women endlessly. BBW, PAWG, Goth Mommy, Redheads, Brunettes, Blondes, Alt-Girls, E-Girls...fuck, why the hell can't we just be attracted to what we're attracted to and not need to give you a fucking list of goddamn hashtags like she's a fucking meme!?!? SHE'S A HUMAN BEING! And guess what, WE ARE TOO! I'm tired of all the male categories...PUA, Don Juan, Manosphere, Chubby Chaser, BHM, Dad Bod...WTF, who the fuck cares? Are you gay? (Not that there's anything wrong with that), is that why that's so important to you!?!? Nothing is more insufferable than a Straight-Poser, gay man! How do I know? I was in a band with one for five fucking years. If that guy put as much effort into helping with the songwriting in exchange for what he did trying to prove to us all that he wasn't gay, we'd probably still be together as a band.

I don't understand why male culture feels a need to focus on not being gay so much. Rob Halford is gay, he and Judas Priest is awesome! Elton John is Gay, he's a manly guy! Freddie Mercury was bi, you guys love his singing skills! Rob Schneider of the B-52s is more man than you ever will be. No real straight man whose pro LGTBQIA+ and has no qualms about being gay would even be so concerned. I like Priest, some Elton John, Queen, and the B-52s. I'm following them for MUSIC, not who they fuck. If that guy in my band had just come out of the closet and stopped sexually harassing everyone to deal with his homosexuality, we wouldn't have had any issues. Gay isn't bad, gay is just a sexual preference. I went out on Pride Day, I had a much better time hanging out as a straight man with the gay dudes than I usually do with straight guys, because we could talk about things OTHER than sex (or more like me trying to artifully dodge the subject out of respect for the woman I'm sleeping with). I think almost anything involving rampant discussion of sex without much reason or context is telling us all - regardless of orientation or gender - you ain't gettin' none!

On another track, we all fall prey to our hormones, regardless of gender. The key is to CONTROL Them. Male culture, especially the Manosphere, is all about basically just dropping the reigns and going "yeah, just do whatever the fuck you want man!". Possibly the dumbest decision you could make as a man. You'll catch STD's, you'll knock up women, you might even end up wrapped up with a girl posing as a woman...or even a man posing as a woman (talk about double trauma causing), could even end up in some special files you don't want to be a part of! The amount of egregious bullshit I have to hear out of a male mouth about your scantly clad woman out on the town is fucking disturbing! I know, it's hard, it's hard, it's very difficult to reign in your chemically induced amorous shit...which really isn't all that amorous BTW! But that's the REAL key to becoming a man, learning to CONTROL That shit.

And a part of controlling that shit is not acting like a macho dickhead!

And it extends beyond sexual shit with women too. All of us guys have hobbies. You fuckers RUIN hobbies with your competitive bullshit. I didn't take up guitar to prove to you how "rich" I was buying expensive Gibson and Marshall snake-oil! I didn't take up guns to argue Taurus vs. Kimber! I didn't take up cars to argue Ford vs. Chevrolet! I took up those things for the love of them, and a genuine interest in them. You're just being a corporate Simp, and I can't think of anything less manly outside what I was talking about above. Do you truly believe god handed us .45 ACP from his mighty hands? FUCK NO, John Browning did a lot of awesome stuff for firearms, but I wouldn't call teh guy god. Just as much as I'm sick of hearing I need a Les Paul and a Marshall because that's what some washed up British Pedophile "used" (he used a fucking TELECASTER you morons). I can't even go exercising without some brand-bitch whining about my Bicycle brand or the fucking container I put my water in. WTF Dude...IT'S A FUCKING WATER CONTAINER!?!? WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE SO MUCH! DOES IT HOLD FUCKING WATER!?!? YES!?!? THEN IT'S A VAILID AND PERFECTLY FUNCTIONAL OPTION!!! Seriously, Stanely, Nalgene, and Thermoflask can kiss my white ass! Especially Nalgene...WTF? I can buy the same thing at Five and Below for $5! Probably the only thing left I can buy for $5. STOP BEING CORPORATE SIMPS!

And they latch onto macho figures who are all pieces of shit as far as I'm concerned. Mostly lying, cheating, drug-addled scummbags who vote republican! The kind of guys who spend more time talking about what they are doing, than actually fucking doing it! And when they are planning it, they reveal all of their plans, so someone can fuck it up. That's why I don't give updates or shit for this site, If I'm planning a writing, I start doing it, and then I'm done when I'm done! And you know how I know some of them are scummbags, I followed some of them too. Then I learned, and moved on.

Then there's all the rampant, often closeted sexism you have to endure. Even the most blue liberal guy I've ever met is still sexist to some degree. "Oh, she's got partial muscle mass, she's a woman", yeha, I'd like to watch Joan Jett knock your fucking block off! While there is truth to the muscle mass thing, it's negotiable. My sister carries 50LB bangs of feed and seed over her shoulder...maybe not a 200LB Printer...but a vagina roughly means fuck-all on the day to day. Then there's the whole "women can't drive" shit, um...you have five tickets, three accidents, and you almost creamed a disabled guy while catcalling some chick in a bikini on the way to the store...I know at least four women with less driving issues than you have without even thinking about it. The reason we don't see more female musicians in aggressive forms of music is because you're too busy grabbing their asses and making them feel uncomfortable at the show, and acting like a creepo stalker...actually...let's talk about THAT one for a fucking minute..

Another toxic side to being male, is this development based in another cancer in our species that's profitable but gender neutral - the idea of what's hot or not. The trick is, to realize that maybe such toxic women aren't worth your time. I'm talking about the alcoholics, the sex crazed strumpets, the girls trying to grow up too fast, the psychobitches that string you along. If you're not pulling a chick, you're likely fawning over some chick that doesn't like you, but wants something from you...maybe, and it's most likely not your dick. This is a combo issue of woman and male culture being both equally as toxic. Overgrown little girls indeed DO want a guy with a six figure salary, a European luxury car, a condo in a expensive metropolitan area, and the charisma that allows them to get away with crap...well, the Tate Bros had that too, now they're extradited on rape charges! And guys think that's what they need. On the flip side, overgrown boys think that basically doing harm to people to get whatever they want is the way to go, fuck you too.

And then these guys either shape up, and learn to be a real man, like I did, most likely either from themselves, or a solid male figure... or they turn into rapists, creeps, and OnlyFans simps. If you're a rapist...just **ll yourself...there's nothing good in what you do, and you ruin the already thin pool of women for single guys of much better quality. I also feel the same about women who lie about the lack of consent to manipulate, they exist. Human beings are disgusting creatures.

I would also go into all the trends and other shit about male crap, but that starts to move from being male-only to just being "lamestream" bullshit because EVERYONE does that regardless of what they have between their legs. So there's why instead of going to a bar, I prefer a nice mountain top, alone, quiet, and I can peace out and get away from everyone, including my own gender, for a fucking while. (drops mic).