TECHNICAL WARNING - This site was designed to be read using a COMPUTER with a NORMAL web browser. So navigation on your pocket-bound spyphone might be a pain in the ass. This is to discourage you sitting down on the toilet and reading this website until you get hemmorhoids! I'm not responsible for your hemmorhoids, or any other butt-related injuries you incur from sitting on a plastic donut intended for human waste to pass through for extended periods. Maybe go buy an old netbook for $10 at the local "Junk-N-Crap" or whatever your local thrift shop is! If you got a computer, even some old 8088 in a dumpster alleyway, you're golden. This website is NOT designed to work with Gurgle Crumb (Google Chrome), Microsoft Edgelord, Microsoft Internet Exploiter (any version), or Safari.

CONTENT WARNING - The average rant on this page has the typical level of negativity, rage, cussing, and non-religious vitriol at or beyond that of an average episode of South Park. Don't know what South Park is? Well, go watch some. It's a good show. It also could be likely to break dreams, destroy any illusions, ruin your mood (so come here in a bad mood). This website is anti-religion, anti-fascist, anti-racist, anti-sexist, anti-partisan (including anti-centrist), anti-techbro, tries really hard to be anti-AI (that banner was made by me in the GiMP), and in general, misanthropic and not very fond of people. So if you came here go try and convince or convert me in some way, don't try, it's futile!

ADVISORY - This site intentionally doesn't have a "update" section because it encourages more reading (For better or worse) frequently since you don't know when I added something (use your eyes, LOOK FOR IT). This site also deliberatly has a lot more text than pictures, this is intentional. Just because it's 2026 does'nt mean words have become obsolete. If you think that, this site is too intelligent for you, maybe go back to watching Skibidi Toilet!